So, I'm having a chat with a few friends the other day and round about the second pitcher of margaritas the concept of experts came up. Sally had a termite expert, Cecilia was seeing a paint specialist, and Muir (yes, her parents were old school hippies) was engaged in an expert menage a trois -- seeing an orthopedist, an ayuverdic specialist, and a hair color expert . . . due to the unfortunate cinnamon highlights debacle.
Well, needless to say, these ladies all wanted to know about the perfect expert for their boudoir issues. You know -- the Houdini of Hooha, the Know it all of Naughty, the Sultan of Sex. They turned to me, eyes wide, glasses full, ready to hear what The Gramma Sutra had to say about the expert sexpert.
Nothing. The Gramma Sutra's got nothing.
Here's the thing: we at the Gramma Sutra go far and wide, and sometimes deep and dark, to bring you the most interesting, intriguing and informative information that's out there. We consult doctors, therapists, counselors, lawyers, sex guides, websites, books and videos and more to bring you information that can help you have a longer, lustier, love life.
Honestly, somethings we would rather not have learned . . . but, over all, there is not a stone or vibrator that we would not have left unturned, or turned off, in our quest. Throughout our exhaustive search we've discovered the undisputed number one sex expert in the country.
Yes, it's you. You are the sexpert you've been waiting for. Let's face it, only you know what you like and don't like. Only you know what your deepest fantasies are. And, only you have the power to make your sex life whatever you want it to be.
So, while you're reading The Gramma Sutra or visiting our website, remember all of this info is to make you into your own personal Sex Guru . . . and, while you're at it, share some tips along the way.
The Gramma Sutra welcomes input all the time, but please, please keep the X-rated pictures at home. Let's save something for the HBO special!
The girls were a little dissapointed but a third pitcher of margaritas, and I quickly realized I was in the company of some amazing Sex Guru's my ownself. Muir apparently is the Nadia Komenich of Glen Cove, Long Island. Ladies, you live and live, and you learn!