The Gramma Sutra wants to wish each and every one of you out there a Happy Valentines Day. We want to hear how you're celebrating this magical, mystical Monday. Champagne and chocolates? Leather and lace? Dinner and a movie, bedroom and bonbons, kiss and tell Gramma Sutrians!
This is one of those holidays that turn some people into veritable Valentine vampires. I've seen people hissing and scratching at the very sight of a heart shaped box of chocolates. Here at The Gramma Sutra we believe any holiday that encourages consensual smooching and loving should be encouraged, we think it might deserve to be a national holiday. Think how much love we could all be getting if we knew we didn't have to go to work on Valentines Day. I'm not saying you should petition your congressperson for this holiday but given the amount of time various politicians spend thinking about, texting, paying for and having sex this might not be as hard a sell as you think!
Anywhoo for those of you sexy beasts old enough to vote in your bell bottoms, we leave you with the sage words of the Capt and Tenille.
Young and beautiful some day your looks will be gone
When the others turn you off who'll be turning you on?
I will, I will, I will, I will
Be there to share forever, Love will keep us together
I've said it before and I'll say it again
While others pretend I need you now and I'll need you then
Just stop cause I really love you
Stop I've been thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together
(Repeat and don't even pretend you don't know this song!)
HAPPY VALENTINES DAY!!!!!