J. G. Sandom ~ Author

October 2010, Readers' Poll

Here are the results of the October 2010 Readers' Poll, derived from The Introduction of THE GRAMMA SUTRA.

The question was, "What percentage of affluent single women tourists visiting the coast of Kenya are there for . . . sex?"  All of you got this one right. Hmmmm! How did you know?  The correct answer was, "20%"

What percentage of affluent single women tourists visiting the coast of Kenya are there for . . . sex??

0% 10%   0% 12%   0% 18%   100% 20%   0% 15%

 

August 2010, Readers' Poll

Here are the results of the August 2010 Readers' Poll, derived from Chapter 3, The Physiology of Sex, of THE GRAMMA SUTRA.

The question was, "What is a prolapsed uterus?"  Every one of you got this one right.  The correct answer was, "A uterus that has collapsed into the vaginal canal."  Congratulations.

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July 2010, Readers' Poll

Here are the results of the July 2010 Readers' Poll, derived from Chapter 15 of THE GOD MACHINE.

The question was, "What did Sister Maria do to the Wilson family after she found Ben Franklin's journal hidden in their house?"  Everyone of you got this one right.  Way too easy!  The correct answer was, "She set them on fire."

What did Sister Maria do to the Wilson family after she found Ben Franklin's journal hidden in their house?

0% She let them go. 0% She shot them. 0% She poisoned them. 100% She set them on fire. 0% She prayed for them.

May 2010, Readers' Poll

Here are the results of the May 2010 Readers' Poll, derived from Chapter 13 of THE GOD MACHINE.

The question was, "What was etched on Ben Franklin's concave mirror after his house had been robbed?"  Only one third of you got this one right.  The correct answer was, "A Maltese cross."

What was etched on Ben Franklin's concave mirror after his house had been robbed??

33.3% The sign of the devil 0% The seal of Pennsylvania 33.3% A Masonic compass and square 33.3% A Maltese cross 0% The seal of Pennsylvania

April 2010, Readers' Poll

Here are the results of the April 2010 Readers' Poll, derived from Chapter 12 of THE GOD MACHINE.

The question was, "What was Sister Maria giving Bishop Munoz of Brazil right before she strangled him with her rosary beads?"  Seventy-five percent of you got this one right.  The correct answer was, "A blowjob."

Now you know why I write my YA books under a different name:  T. K. Welsh.  Yes, some of my "adult" books — written under my birth name — are a little racy!  That said, since my cousin Paul was a Catholic Archbishop, the head of the Vatican Bank (IOR), and the mayor of the Vatican City, I know whereof I speak.

What was Sister Maria giving Bishop Munoz of Brazil right before she strangled him with her rosary beads??

25% A bath   0% A massage   0% A lecture   75% A blowjob   0% A singing lesson

March 2010, Readers' Poll

Here are the results of the March 2010 Readers' Poll, derived from Chapter 11 of THE GOD MACHINE.

The question was, "In 1529, what annual fee did the Knights of Malta have to pay the Holy Roman Emperor, King Charles V of Spain, for the right to rule Malta, Gozo and Tripoli?"  Congratulations!   You all got this right.

In 1529, what annual fee did the Knights of Malta have to pay the Holy Roman Emperor, King Charles V of Spain, for the right to rule Malta, Gozo and Tripoli??

0% A golden calf 0% One million ducats 0% A chest of precious stones 100% A falcon 0% An Arabian stallion

February 2010, Readers' Poll

Here are the results of the February 2010 Readers' Poll, derived from Chapter 10 of THE GOD MACHINE.

The question was, "Who was Cardinal Anthony Bevilacqua of Philadelphia compared to in the news?"  Everyone who responded got this one correct.  Too easy!

Who was Cardinal Anthony Bevilacqua of Philadelphia compared to in the news?

0% Genghis Khan 0% Adolph Hitler 0% Joseph Stalin 100% Darth Vader 0% Mickey Mouse

January 2010, Readers' Poll

Here are the results of the January 2010 Readers' Poll, derived from Chapter 9 of THE GOD MACHINE.

The question was, "Before the return of the Lord to the Earth, and before the Rapture, Jesus will be given a scroll -- the deed to the Earth.  With how many seals will the scroll be secured?"  Everyone who responded got this one correct.  Well done!

Before the return of the Lord to the Earth, and before the Rapture, Jesus will be given a scroll -- the deed to the Earth. With how many seals will the scroll be secured?

0% Four 0% Five 0% Six 100% Seven 0% Eight

December 2009, Readers' Poll

Here are the results of the December 2009 Readers' Poll, derived from Chapter 8 of THE GOD MACHINE.

The question was, "What was Pastor Michael Rose doing when he was practicing his sermon about the End-Times?"  Eighty per cent of you got this one right.  I guess you were paying attention to this scene!  The correct answer was, "Copulating with a whore while snorting crystal meth."

What was Pastor Michael Rose doing when he was practicing his sermon about the End-Times?

0% Walking through his father's rose garden 0% Swimming off a Malibu beach 0% Driving his Infiniti along the Pacific Coast Highway 20% Skeet shooting off the stern of his yacht 80% Copulating with a whore while snorting crystal meth

October 2009, Readers' Poll

Here are the results for the October 2009 Readers' Poll.

The question was, "How did Nick Robinson characterize the enigmatic illustration found in Ben Franklin's version of the Gospel of Judas?"  Only one third of you got this one right.  The correct answer was, "A Masonic curiosity."  (Yes, I know this one was tricky.  The "phi" was the most popular answer, and it's also featured throughout the novel.)

How did Nick Robinson characterize the enigmatic illustration found in Ben Franklin's version of the Gospel of Judas?

0% A symbol of the Holy Grail 0% A secret formula for life everlasting 33.3% A Masonic curiosity 66.6% The phi 0% A map to the Gospel of Judas